Settle down, ladies

Well, the divorce is final and ladies at both of my jobs are trying to set me up with men they know.  (Blind dates!! Yipee!)(One is a former Chiefs player)(Tempting)  I truly appreciate the thoughts and concerns,  but can we let the ink on the divorce papers dry before we get going on the next adventure?  And, HELLO! I have two jobs and a son to raise.  I don’t have much free time to go out gallivanting on any dates.

Besides, I’m not sure I am ready.   I’ve got some healing to do.  And really?  This girl just wants to have fun.  It has been one hell-of-a-year.  Give me a minute.  Let me catch my breath and regroup.   Thanks.  

Life is good

I feel like a different person.  So happy.  I have laughed so much in the last two days that my face hurts.  I am just having so much fun.  All that I’ve really been doing is working, but I’m making the most of it and have been laughing and cracking jokes.   

I met a lady who was a total crack up.  She had on 3 watches.  I asked her why she had three watches.  “East coast, west coast,” she replied.  She was laughing at me laughing at her and said that we could have a great time laughing over some tequila.  “Ooo…tequila, I’m not too sure about that.” 

“Oh, we can make it non-alcoholic tequila.”  Eww…what’s the point?? 

I asked her how many grandkids she had.  “I have two poodles,” she says.

After a while, I started to feel like I was in a skit for Chappelle’s Show.  It was fun.

She told me that I needed a makeover.  Nice.

Then again, she also said that she was seriously injured in the head, so I will consider my source.

**DISCLAIMER: I realize that I am over tired and this is probably only funny to me.  Maybe you had to be there.