I came across a person at work who brought ALL of his clothing. In trash bags. Probably 50 pounds worth. No joke. I made a comment about how long he intended to stay. He then claimed to not “mean” to bring his entire wardrobe. I replied that for someone NOT meaning to do something, he did a good job. He started rambling about how his “ol’ lady” kicked him out. It was all her fault by his account.
Later I find out that she kicked him out because he smoked all the crack. Huh. Note to self: don’t smoke all the crack.
And then I realize just how wonderful my life is.
