Relationship Advice.

I came across a person at work who brought ALL of his clothing.  In trash bags.  Probably 50 pounds worth.  No joke.  I made a comment about how long he intended to stay.  He then claimed to not “mean” to bring his entire wardrobe.  I replied that for someone NOT meaning to do something, he did a good job.  He started rambling about how his “ol’ lady” kicked him out.  It was all her fault by his account. 

Later I find out that she kicked him out because he smoked all the crack.  Huh. Note to self: don’t smoke all the crack.

And then I realize just how wonderful my life is.